When turtles learn how to talk

"fundek t0l la mnh nie....k0 mcm tmph kki aq jewp...nie mkn dy kang....sial t0l...k0 x yah nx mngdik sgt la kan...bwu jewp at cni k0 da nx wt hal...k0 pkir k0 tuh spe??laen la k0 tuh anx mntri kewp nx trgdik2 mncapap tuh asl???da mcm b0hsia aq tng0k k0 nie...kang x psl2 jewp kne..slme nie aq baek n k0..k0 pkir k0 leyh pijak kple aq la..WTF la wei...mnysl aq prcye an k0..k0 jgn pkir game nie bwu da nx tmt..game nie bwu jewp brmle...ktew tng0k cpe yg mng cpe yg klh....."

Peace be upon you :)

    Apologies for the 'art' above and WARNING:This post is meant to offend human beings.Only aliens and predators are welcome to read this.

• Yes, I accidentally press the ctrl+C and paste it here.
• Yes,I got it from one of my Facebook acquaintance.
• Yes,I'm insensitive for posting this
• Yes,I'm a dangerous stalker you should avoid.
• Yes,you should delete me from your Fb friendlist now(!) *Please and thank you :)* and you might wanna block me from veiwing your page too (like I care?)

• No,I'm not going to apologize for this.
• No,I'll not regret this ever.
• No,I'm not scared if they (he-or-she-who-must-not-be-named) throw some hate comments.

YES, PUN IS TOTALLY INTENDED(!)

    For what I care is tht I'm getting sick of this type of language.Dude,come on,it's not cool and from where I live we call it DISGUSTING *go google them up =.="* That language of yours clearly show your mentality.I don't even need some psychologist to interpret tht,I just know(!)To top it all,this anon literally portrayed his/her anger by swearing and throwing those hate words I don't even wanna know the meanings but I'm sure tht it's good fer nothing.I know some of us might know whether it's a she or he by looking at the comment.So obvious, dontcha think(?)I'm not gonna reveal anything,ever heard the word sharing(?)


    Please brothers and sisters I beg you,stop making yourselves look like a complete idiot.We don't need anymore of it because we have enuff already(!)I'm not totally against these kindda languages but make it bearable for me to read and have a peace in mind will ya(?)But I surely am supporting towards the right usage of my mother tongue.I am without any qualms offended by these language if used excessively,and sometimes found it rather amusing.Try talking exactly wht you type(like above example) in a real conversation(orally),I'm afraid you'll be sent to rehab if you do so.

    So please learn Bahasa properly when you're still in school and since I'm a part time tutor now,do contact me if you need some private tutoring for tht.I'm honoured to teach you some proper language.Grow up kids or you're forever alone.Trust me I'm a teacher :)


Don't make the world harder to live in.

P/s:Haters gonna hate :D

The Dreamwriter :)